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If you are not as weak-minded as the average Imperial Storm Trooper, though, you may have other options. Please check your link, and if that is not found to be incorrect, contact the webmistress for further information on the correct URL. We may be able to locate a vessel with a somewhat addled captain who claims to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. The very claim to do something rate-based in terms of distance alone is a sign that the resources are either incalculably large or entirely fictitious. Won’t it be interesting to find out which?


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